
Also, a minute for mockery, I understand when most people ask me : "It's a German Shepherd right?" and "What is he a mix of?" but this one just made me laugh : "Is that a Great Dane Puppy?". I mean come onnn... he looks nothing like a great dane. I've also got these conversations that are worth the mention:
Stranger: "What breed is that?"
Me: "He's a Dutch Shepherd"
Stranger: "Like a German Shepherd, but from Holland?"
Me: -goes on about the history of the Dutch Shepherd and what breeds were used to create it, etc-
Stranger: "Oh, so it's one of those really mean breeds of police dogs then."
Me: *looks down at Karma, who's happily licking the stranger's fingers and wagging his tail* " -sarcasm- Yeah, it's a really mean breed."
Stranger: "What kind of dog is that?"
Me: "He's a Dutch Shepherd"
Stranger: -without asking anything about the breed, personality etc- "He's so cute, I want one! Do they stay that size?"
Me: -facepalm-
Stranger: "Wow, he sure listens well, I've never seen such an obedient puppy! What breed is he?" *as if his breed was the reason he's obedient...*
Me: *annoyed at that kind of person* "He's a Dutch Shepherd x Belgian Malinois mix, I paid ####$ for him and had him flown here by plane, I had to pay for a shipping crate too, he listens well because I trained him properly and I spend 24 hours a day with him 7 days a week."
Stranger: -priceless facial expression + jawdrop-
Me: "Yeah."
Stranger: -with two badly behaving barking adult dogs-
Me: -tells Karma to sit (he does) then faces the person-
Stranger: "Omg, he sat when you told him to! He's so young! I can't believe it! Did he come trained??"
Me: -facepalm- *resists urge to lecture owner about the fact that any 14 week old puppy SHOULD already know such a basic command..*
No comments:
Post a Comment