10 Facts

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1. There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Karma has breathed on.
2. When Karma sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Karma has not had to pay taxes, ever.
3. Karma cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Karma says.
4. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Karma."
5. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Karma allows to live.
6. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Karma. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Karma.
7. Karma can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
8. When Karma breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
9. The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Karma.
10. Google won't search for Karma because it knows you don't find Karma, he finds you.